{"id":8426,"date":"2010-05-21T21:34:21","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T20:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/?p=8426"},"modified":"2010-05-21T21:34:21","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T20:34:21","slug":"som-mamma-galler-det-att-ha-bra-lungor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/?p=8426","title":{"rendered":"Som mamma g\u00e4ller det att ha bra lungor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">Det g\u00e4ller att man som mamma har ofantligt stor lungkapacitet. Speciellt om man r\u00e5kar ha en son med v\u00e4ldigt\u00a0k\u00e4nslig n\u00e4sa. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">Prinsen tycker n\u00e4mligen att det \u00e4r ytterst\u00a0jobbigt att borsta sina gaddar. Han springer alltid och g\u00f6mmer sig n\u00e4r det vankas tandborstning. <br \/>\nDet \u00e4r f\u00f6rskr\u00e4ckligt hemskt.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">Men\u00a0det \u00e4r inte tandborstningen i sig som \u00e4r det jobbiga, utan mamma. <br \/>\nMamma \u00e4r jobbig. Hon luktar s\u00e5 rysligt illa. Ni ska bara veta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">&#8221;Mamma, du luktar illa!!&#8221; brukar han s\u00e4ga och h\u00e5ller f\u00f6r n\u00e4san. &#8221;Du luktar s\u00e5\u00a0illa i munnen!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">Det spelar ingen roll och\u00a0mamma s\u00e5 skulle r\u00e5na en kiosk p\u00e5 alla p\u00e5sar minttabletter som fanns, och sedan\u00a0k\u00e4ka upp dem sekunden f\u00f6re. Mamma luktar alltid illa i munnen. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">S\u00e5 nu f\u00e5r\u00a0mamma helt enkelt f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka h\u00e5lla andan n\u00e4r\u00a0hon ska borsta\u00a0Prinsens t\u00e4nder. <br \/>\nBlir jobbigt om man vill f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka f\u00f6lja r\u00e5den fr\u00e5n tandl\u00e4karna om att borsta\u00a0t\u00e4nderna i hela tv\u00e5 minuter. Det brukar bara bli en minut, inklusive andningspauser, om man har tur.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva;\">Det \u00e4r i alla fall sk\u00f6nt\u00a0att sessan borstar sina t\u00e4nder sj\u00e4lv.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/IMG_0984.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8437 alignnone\" title=\"IMG_0984\" src=\"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/IMG_0984.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"234\" height=\"301\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em><span style=\"color: #333333;\">En spindelman med v\u00e4ldigt k\u00e4nslig n\u00e4sa&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det g\u00e4ller att man som mamma har ofantligt stor lungkapacitet. Speciellt om man r\u00e5kar ha en son med v\u00e4ldigt\u00a0k\u00e4nslig n\u00e4sa. Prinsen tycker n\u00e4mligen att det \u00e4r ytterst\u00a0jobbigt att borsta sina gaddar. Han springer alltid och g\u00f6mmer sig n\u00e4r det vankas &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/?p=8426\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,181],"tags":[221],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8426"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trebarnslandet.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}